I tried watching House on Sorority Row once before and turned it off about halfway through. I was so pissed. It’s a slasher, so give me what I’m looking for. Well, The New Beverly Cinema had an all night horror marathon and this was the second film shown that night. Not wanting to miss any [...]

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There’s something to be said for modern slashers. That would be, most are uber generic and usually base their entire premise around finding the best way to off characters as the masked killer slices and dices through a troop of sexually-fiending teens and creepy old men. Now, I know that’s not extremely different from the [...]

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“The king of martial arts versus a bionic killing machine!”
 
“In the hospital of a small town, three doctors experiment on a man called John Kirby. As a result, John becomes a mute maniacal murderer with the ability to heal automatically every time he gets injured, no matter how bad it is. When he starts killing [...]

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Ah, cheesy slasher flicks. They were such a staple in the 80s and we’re having another resurgence this decade with rather mixed results. The newest forray into the ever-repetitive sub genre is written and directed by Jack Messitt. The film is called ‘Midnight Movie’ and I’m gathering that it’s in regards to the premise the [...]

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What if I told you that once upon a time slasher films weren’t generic and some even had a point to their story?  You’d probably call me a liar and smack me upside the head with a brick.  But, I swear it was true.  Some might say these early slasher films are giallos, but at [...]

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The famous ’80s hair band, Solid Gold, have made a trek to a small community located on some snow covered mountains. They have made this trip in order to film a music video for their new hit song, Blood Tracks. The band and their entourage,which include the film crew and a gaggle of models [...]

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Ahhhh….summer. Tis the season of popsicles, slip and slides, camping, fishing, hiking, and B-grade campfire slasher flicks. I love my summer slashers. Nothing like a good heat wave to get me to retreat inside and snuggle up to some degraded filth. Big tits, dumb broads, blue balls, and deformed mongoloids eeking out revenge with [...]

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So, I’m a huge fan of slashers. Or, let’s say, I WAS a huge fan of slashers. As a lot of kids I know, I grew up on these generic gore-flicks. Jason will forever be my home-state hero (Happy Friday the 13th, I’ll be watching part 4 or 6 later)! Michael [...]

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One of my favorite’s of the slasher genre, even though it isn’t even one of the best. A combination of a kickass outfit for the killer, some mining tunnels and the fact that the film didn’t always stick too closely with “slasher rules” have made this one of the horror films that I still [...]

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To help one of their broken-hearted friends, Ben (Joel Moore), get over the breakup with his cheating girlfriend, a group of teens head to Mardi Gras. The plan is to use the tried and true method of sex, drugs and rock and roll as a way to get his mind off of his ex-girlfriend. [...]

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