The House on Sorority Row (1983)

I tried watching House on Sorority Row once before and turned it off about halfway through. I was so pissed. It’s a slasher, so give me what I’m looking for. Well, The New Beverly Cinema had an all night horror marathon and this was the second film shown that night. Not wanting to miss any films in the show, I decided to stick it out, and boy, was I glad I did. Yes, the beginning is a bit slow, where they try to set up an actual story, but when the acting is this bad you should stick to the simpler things, like blood and boobs. And, they did just that. Right after the film passed the point where I had stopped it earlier the action picked up and the cheesy 80s slasher goodness began to flow.
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