I know this is all sorts of wrong, but it’s so damned funny!
Some of us have been unlucky enough to see Tim Burton’s remake of ‘The Planet of the Apes’. We watched in abject terror as our beloved classic was retold as an SFX heavy action film, instead of the more thoughtful, though lower-budgeted classic. [...]

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Rating: - Pure unadulterated cheese
Conquest is a film that plays out like a fevered dream after watching 24 hours of swords and sandals epics. It’s got all the gore and sleaze you’d expect from the maestro of mutilation, Lucio Fulci, who must of used up most of the world’s dry ice on this production [...]

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